Oh My...

Its offical. We have hit the terrible 2s. Oh my lord.

This boy, is on a rampage on a daily basis. I can only pick up my decorative pillows and bears so many times. I find crackers, snacks, and you dont want to know what else in my couch. We have a child protective piece on the front of our TV so he cant turn it on/off anymore and so we have to use a old credit card to slide inbetween the plastic and the button. Yep, you guessed it. He found a Staples rewards card, and went over to the TV and slid that thing right inbetween the plastic and the button so now he can turn it on/off/on/off/on/off as much as he likes. I think we have found all items that would work for him to do his magic and hid them. Lets see just today I have had a book thrown at me, I guess he wanted to read, has taken my pillows off at least 3 times, got himself up on the sofa table and was standing on top of it looking at my big picture window and trying to reach over and turn buttons on the DVD player. Then got himself stuck trying to get down inbetween the table and tv cabinet (maybe I should have just left him there...ok..I wouldnt have, but I was tempted) and as I was folding some too small clothes to pass along to my fellow crazy mamas, I see he has taken my almost full container of carpet freshner and dumped it all in one spot on my carpet. He is flying from the end of the couch and doing a superman flight test into my cushions, and he is trying to ram his baby brother w/ his airplane.

And now he is riding the broom into my living room as we speak. Too bad its backwards and he is trying to keep the heavy end in the air. Oh just tried to sweep the fireplace hearth and now trying to sweep the carpet where he dumped the fresher and trying to hit my tv screen w/ the broom handle.

'I just tryin to help mama, I really really am'